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Fans will thrill to the endless litany of runes, talismans, history and “rules” of this world of shadow-hunters descended from an angel that showed up to help crusading knights a thousand years ago. They’ll eagerly await the brief, throwaway visit to the “City of Bones”of the title. 

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She was born into this world. Simon? He’s just a “muggle.” Sorry, “mundane,” a clueless human. 

They learn all this from the mop-topped warrior-explainer Jace, who drives a Triumph motorcycle, flirts with Clary and has the tedious job of explicating every single thing to them and to the audience. 

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The shadow-hunters fight “a war that can never be won, but must always be fought” the leader of their “Institute” teaches. We’re invited to draw our own parallels to modern battles against terrorism. 

Sometimes, vampires interfere. Sometimes, werewolves help. Johann Sebastian Bach’s contrapuntal compositions play a part. Homoerotic come-ons play into the love triangles set up here. 

A magical cup, a “mortal instrument,” is sought by good guys and bad. 

Cool effects? “The Portal” is a watery door to points in space and time, and the runes — tattooed over the arms and chests of the shadow-hunters, glow when they’re doing their runish thing. 

It’s a stilted, silly mishmash of earlier fantasy franchises, with the occasional decent joke and frequent brawls involving swordplay and back flips. 

Director Harald Zwart has “Agent Cody Banks” and the recent “Karate Kid” among his credits. Which tells you the best they’re hoping for here is a “Percy Jackson” level of success. This franchise’s fate was sealed when bargain hunters Screen Gems got the distribution rights to it. 
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