First comes reality show, then comes baby, then comes marriage – well, commitment ceremony if you're Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.cheap mother of the bride dresses Here's the scoop… 

The Wedding 
“Kim Kardashian has found a good use for her old wedding dress. The reality TV star is getting hitched to Kanye West,” reported The Sun,2013 wedding dress before adding, “But it won't be official because she is not yet divorced from her hubby Kris Humphries.” Yeah, we were wondering how she'd overcome that small obstacle. Awkward! The pair aren't even due to face off in the divorce courts until 15 February! 
But Kim and Kanye are sick and tired of hanging around so they've decided to have a commitment ceremony in lieu of a wedding before baby Kardashian-West shows up in July. Because Kim –who's already been married twice, found fame starring in an exotic home video and will endorse anything for the right price – is a traditional sort. Of course.Off the Shoulder cocktail dresses Never-been-married Kanye, on the other hand, is apparently traditional and has secured a friend's Dhs42 million Malibu mansion for the ceremony. “He'd have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby, but with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won't be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes,” splashed The Sun before revealing the couple will “exchange vows and rings in front of close family and friends”. The couple will then wear the rings,Hot Sale Hot Lace Dresses but not on their wedding fingers. Interesting. 

The Reception 
And there's no point in having an all-expenses-paid faux wedding if you can't follow it up with a giant party, now is there? The couple has apparently booked a beachside mansion in Malibu for their reception,a-line dress which, along with the ceremony, won't be filmed for Kim's reality show, much to momager Kris Jenner's disgust. 
Kanye, who's also fighting to keep Kim off-screen during her pregnancy, is reportedly pulling out all the stops to show Kim's estranged husband, Kris Humphries, that he can't stop them from celebrating, while Kim's looking into getting a custom-made designer gown to conceal her growing bump at the multi-million dollar bash. Good luck with that, Kimmie! 

The Honeymoon 
And, of course, every commitment ceremony needs a honeymoon. The Examiner reported, “Kanye has also arranged a mini honeymoon of sorts – a long weekend in Italy, where they believe they conceived their unborn child.” Oh no, does that mean we could be about to welcome a Rome Kardashian-West into T'Town? Since the birth of Kourtney K's baby, Penelope Scotland, we know the family can't be trusted to name their children sensibly. 
In other baby news, it's looking like baby KW could be landing right around the same time as the most anticipated foetus in history. St James' Palace have just announced that Kate and William's royal bundle of joy is also due in July. Kim must be furious! If anyone can steal her baby's thunder it's Kate!